December 2010
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i fucking hate, when people put commas in the wrong places
I have Bookworms: This is a story of boy meets... →
500daysofkissingmypillow:
This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie ‘The Graduate’. The girl, Summer…
worst mood
“Go, little jellyfish. Go back to your family. They may seem a little strict...”
– Spongebob Squarepants (via quote-book)
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Nipples and Rubbers
Charlotte: i always feel a bit naughty when i say rubber
i try and say eraser as much as possible in case someone thinks i want a condom
Me: Same with nipple.
Charlotte: lmao
Me: Funny word
Charlotte: When do you ever say nipple in a normal conversation
Me: All the time
like
"You're nipple fell out"
Charlotte: Lmfao
I need new underwear
“If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I’ll eat meat, that’s how much I hate...”
– Robert Smith (via keefcock)
What is wrong with you, Robert Smith?
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New Year's Resolutions.
Revise.
Buy and wear matching underwear all the time.
“I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the...”
– Johnny Depp (via hi-sam)
Oh christmas how I love thee
My new laptop is possibly the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen and my perfume is also beautiful and my baby lion is wonderful
Think my favourite is my reindeer stick though
fluzy asked: Merry Christmas, Charlotte ! :)
fluzy asked: Merry Christmas, Charlotte ! :)
Keep getting confused because of people on tumblr posting ‘Merry Christmas!’
“The mark of a good book is that you’re happy to come home to it. The mark of a...”
– Derek Thompson (via 500daysofkissingmypillow)
