December 2011
Jeremy, all rational people agree it’s a truth self-evident that it’s impossible...
– Mark Corrigan, Peep Show (via thekikwisarecoming)
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resolution #1: will obviously lose twenty pounds. #2: always put last night’s pants in the laundry basket. equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. will especially stop fantasizing about a particular...
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what-katiedid replied to your post: I must be the only teenager I know who really just…
YAYY i am not alone!
YESS someone else normal! This is a relief ahaha.
I must be the only teenager I know who really just doesn’t give a shit about new year. Why do people get so excited about it? Its just the end of a year. As much as I’d like to be somewhere where someone will come over and recreate the final scene from when harry met sally, I think I’m gonna eat pizza and watch films and if I feel really bad for myself have a drink because I hate...
miamibad-miamibad:
Be arsed with ‘new year, new start’.
I’m just going to continue to be a sick cunt.
Just realize that 2012 will be the first year...
psychadeliachild:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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It’s a little bit horrifying just how quickly everything can fall to crap....
– Grey’s Anatomy [8.08] (via undreamedshorelines)
If we admit that human life can be ruled by...
Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you...
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via madonnasorgy)
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I would much rather have regrets about not doing what people said, than...
– Brittany Renee (via creatingaquietmind)
ask me junk →
dirtpipemilkshake:
marilie:
1: Are you a virgin?
2: What do you want to major in?
3: What’s your sexual orientation?
4: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you?
5: What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?
6: What was the scariest moment of your life?
7: If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be?
8: Do you...
iamyourdensity:
Tomorrow is the day I can go ‘SEE YA NEXT YEAR!’ to everyone and I will think its hilarious and 100% original all day long.
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awkward when you finally get up to date with a TV series after watching from series 1 and have to come to terms with the fact that you have no life
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head is completely fucked
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All human evil comes from a single cause, man’s inability to sit still in a...
– Blaise Pascal (via tattoolit)
What a strange turn of events for half 6 in the morning.
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moosevox asked: Should professors attempt to change students’ beliefs by consistently challenging false beliefs with facts?
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moosevox asked: What’s one of the worst gifts you’ve ever received?